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You are free to enjoy all of the benefits of this web site.  If you abuse this privilege, your account access will be blocked and we may never be nice to you ever again...ever.  We reserve the right to determine what constitutes "abuse", depending on our mood, oh yeah, and the law.  If you are planning any mischief, you had better hope we are having a good day.

The information on this site is copyrighted by us.  That's what ®, ©, and ™ mean.  We operate in a fair and ethical manner and we expect you to do the same. Please do not reproduce our copyrighted materials without our permission. If you do, we will find out and...once again...no smiles for you.

Most of all, if some comment, suggestion, request, or criticism is burning inside of you, please share it.  We won't bite.  We promise.